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askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

seriousjones:

you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:

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buoy-base:

imafamousperson:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

Wait is this from Shaolin Soccer?

Yeah

buoy-base:

imafamousperson:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

Wait is this from Shaolin Soccer?

Yeah

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

picturesinboxescomic:

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The worst kind of boyfriend is the one who loves making friends.

And that’s sad

childservices:

menthuthuyoupi:

Yoooo I’d fight my grandmother for THESE!!!

I’d fight your grandmother for no reason but yeah these are nice

childservices:

menthuthuyoupi:

Yoooo I’d fight my grandmother for THESE!!!

I’d fight your grandmother for no reason but yeah these are nice

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions