do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
Read this way out of context.
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
you: i’ll have one beer please
me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar
you: so what do you do?
everyone in the bar:
this is some airbending shit right here
Wait is this from Shaolin Soccer?
When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
Yoooo I’d fight my grandmother for THESE!!!
I’d fight your grandmother for no reason but yeah these are nice
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions